the issue of xiaxue being sued because she bitched about dawn yang suddenly reminded me of a certain case that happened to me not too long ago. RAWR! so, i decided to explode all out today. took me 2 hours to complete it.
2 issues here:
1st on me getting threatened by teacher (using expel and lawyers letter) 2nd on the issue that resulted in the 1st issue (accused of plagiarism)
to get to the 2nd issue: find the BIG red words
(warning: long post/half filled with angry rantings)
DISCLAIMERS: i would not tolerate any lawsuits regarding this post. all names (similar names) and situations (similar situations) are all a COINCIDENCE and not REALITY.
and IF YOU (YOUR LAWYER/REPRESENTATIVE) WANT TO SUE ME, MAKE SURE YOUR NAME IS REALLY 1) CatPoop Weeping Face (Mr.CP Weeping Face) 2) Shitface OF (Ms/Mrs OldFashioned) 3) Ms JeeYaSai 4) CockMan Tiutiu SiaLan (CM Tiutiu SiaLan) 5) Organisation: *censored*P
(creative names hor~)
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sometime a the beginning of this year, around 1.40pm, the queen was called to the counselling room of "*censored*P" with no warning of what her majesty would be facing moments later.
with the risk of missing the 2pm lecture that was very important that time due to the graduating final exams were a FEW WEEKS away, she attended to the teachers calling wondering what was going on.
upon sitting down with Mr. CP Weeping Face and some other senior lecturer named Ms/Mrs OF (oldfashioned), they threw me a question: "Do you know why you are here for?"
OF COURSE NOT LA STUPID, NO TIME TO WASTE, FASTER LA!
i didnt answer like that la, but what kind of idiot would ask you that question first? oh ya, these two nincompoops. so i answered: "no... would you take long, i have an important lecture to attend at 2pm."
they stupidly said, "we'll inform your teacher of your lateness, dont worry." (inner tots: fuck, if you're not going to praise me then let me go for my lecture la. bunch of losers who dont understand the important of lectures over tutorials.)
so, i tolerated, with a highly irritated attitude face, and sat there staring at the wall clock. and then: "Do you blog, your majesty?"
i gave a raised eyebrow: "I used to, quite LONG ago though. Why?" still puzzled.
Mr.CP weeping face: "then do you remember saying anything bad about anyone?"
queen: (with a sudden understanding of what's going on) "nopes"
Mr.CP weeping face: "then maybe this will recalled your memories..." (passes me a paper)
queen: (surprised at seeing a printout of her old blog) "...oh, this."
Mr.CP weeping face: "ahh, looks like you remembered. now do you know what's wrong with it?"
queen: (irritated and know what's wrong) "no, what's wrong with it? i'm venting my anger on my personal BLOG space."
Mr.CP weeping face: "venting anger?" (sniggered) "you had addressed your teacher using unsightly vulgar languages. Do you understand what could happen from these?"
queen: "what?" (uninterested and bored and highly pissed)
Ms/Mrs OF: "you can get sued for defamation, you know that?"
Mr.CP weeping face: "yes, have you been listening to what i taught in the pineAPPLE lessons? some guy getting suspended and sued for blogging."
queen: "really? maybe i forgot." (of cus i rmbed, but who cares about the stupid PEAR lessons, or what was it agn?)
Ms/Mrs OF: "now, MS JeeYaSai was very hurt when she read it you know. and the higher mgt had read about it, we can choose to sue and expel you from school for this."
queen: "oh issit." (higher mgt? rubbish, who was the one so free to DUG out this old post from a low readership blog like mine?)
Mr.CP weeping face: "now you understand the consequences, do you admit you are in the wrong and apologize to MS JeeYaSai for the profanities in the post?"
queen: "BUT she's the one who accused us of PLAGIARISM and FAILED US in the first place." (angered and pissed off 200%)
Shitface OF: "now is not the discussion about that issue, we will talk about it another time." (and that never happened, if you wondered) "now, would you apologize or would be want to be expelled and sued?"
queen: "..." (inner tots: if i get sued, i need to pay for lawyer fees and a lot of things, and i cannot get my diploma if i kenna expel) *sidenote, if i knew i cant get in UNI that time, i wouldnt mind getting expel and start agn lor*
CatPoop Weeping Face: "if you agree to write an apology letter and give it to MS JeeYaSai by this week, we would overlook this case of yours."
queen: "okay, i admit i'm wrong for USING VULGAR LANGUAGES, but not for the issue of WHAT YOU SAY IS DEFAMING A LECTURER BASED ON NO PROVE." (thinking of minimising damages to both parties)
Shitface OF: "only for using profanities? looks to me you had not understood what wrong you done."
CatPoop Weeping Face: "yes, it seems to me too. *sighs*" (looks to Shitface and shakes head)
queen: (shitface and catpoop sia this two, see HIS face already wanna run liao still must sit here with HER sialan face)
CatPoop Weeping Face: "alright, we'll compromising. you will handwrite a letter and pass it to me for checking before you show it to MS JeeYaSai on Friday ok."
queen: "alright. BUT it'll be a letter for using profanities only, not on the issue alright. BECAUSE i dont think i'm wrong to voice my views due to anger on this issue of being framed of plagiarism on our report."
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my friends said that i'm stupid for stating so clearly i was not apologetic for the issue. but hey, i still cant forgive that JeeYaSai fucker for FAILING our report and resulting in most of them having to go for subbies right.
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that night, the queen sent a royal email to CatPoop Weeping Face, informing him that because i would not be in school for the next two days (because i fucking no lectures or tutorials) i want to email him the draft and email JeeYaSai the letter too. (and no way i'm shaking that SHITSMEARED hand and going near her SHITSMELLING body again in my whole life!)
but unfortunately, i cant post the letter out for all of you all to see due to the reason it was too long ago and i deleted it. (of cus, the apology letter sounded insincere and sarcastic, sounding like i'm never in the wrong but u're the one who caused it.)
little bits i still rmb: "...i'm so sorry and i apologize for hurting your DELICATE heart with these unsightly LANGUAGES..."
i finished that letter in less than 2 minutes somemore. hahas! somehow, CatPoop Weeping Face editted it to make me sound sincere. (BOO!!!) and he called me that afternoon...
CatPoop Weeping Face: "so are you sure you cant give the letter to Ms JeeYaSai tmr personally? because it will show how sincere you are."
queen: "yes, i have an appointment..." (to sleep till noon the following afternoon! and who cares about JeeYaSai la!)
CatPoop Weeping Face: "it seems that you are not apologetic at all. i am disappointed"
queen: "..." (wasting my time and phone bill seh. ohwait, incoming call free. wasting my phone BATT la!)
then some rubbish by him later he hung up. pissed lor!
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FOR THOSE WONDERING ABOUT MY PLAGIARISM CASE THAT RESULTED IN ABOVE CASE, PLEASE READ HERE!
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super long blog post right! well here goes! (i'm cutting it short)
The queen (me), Missy (leader), SlackerAdly, SherYing, and BlurryQoo, (oh and a traitor SooIta who talked bad behind our backs to the teachers in a report) formed a group to do project on XXT about XXXXXcare ages ago.
so the process was rather smooth, we had a peaceful time asking Ms JeeYaSai about the project and got along very well with her.... TILL that FATEFUL presentation day.
we were among the LAST few to present and since she expressed her intention to stop right on the dot (end of lesson) we had to hurry in case we cant finish the whole presentation that would take up the full 20 minutes. so we rushed..... (guess what happen next)
HALFWAY THROUGH!!!!! she left the room to hush down a group of noisy students outside the room (and i dont think they are noisy at all) WITHOUT GIVING US A WARNING TO STOP THE TIMING OR WHAT LEH!
ok, so we thought we'll get an extra minute afterwards regardless of class end time. BUT WE DID NOT!
INSTEAD! she stopped us BEFORE OUR TIME ENDS! (i was keeping time with a stopwatch using my phone all the time, did not pause even, and it reads 18:XX)
SOMEMORE! there was no QUESTION & ANSWER that would take up 5% of the TOTAL ASSESSMENT YOU KNOW.
we were fucking furious! so, we went ahead to report to our CM Mr. Tiutiu SiaLan (CockMan i say, got ppl around act BIG, no ppl ard lazy like crazy).
we talked about other teachers too (that were a bigger problem than JeeYaSai was that time) and went away because the CM Tiutiu SiaLan said there was no prove and all these were our accusations and opinions about those teachers. so we left and felt a teenyweenybit better after reporting the teacher to a higher authority.
when all was fine for a couple of weeks, JeeYaSai seems to be unhappy about our report to CM Tiutiu SiaLan she took revenge on her lecture on us (when we decided that we would skip that wk due to easy irritated at her shitsmeared face) BY INSULTING OUR PROJECT BROCHURE WE PAINSTAKENLY TOOK TIME AND EFFORT TO DESIGN, PRINT, AND STAPLE TOGETHER! (we were told by our clsmates who felt she was in the wrong too) saying that it's the WORST and SLACK brochure anyone can make.
(sidenote: our brochure is like a small booklet held together using staple in the center, if you get what i mean. somemore, the pages were thought to print in a different manner because you have to print from back to front half way to form a book on an A4 paper right. ask me if you dont get it)
reason: it dont look like a brochure at all. it's filmsy (because it's printed on A4 size paper). the sides are not even (because our cutting skills sucks). the are HOLES all over. (because WE USED STAPLE TO HOLD IT TOGETHER!) *pokes finger through the holes between the staples in between sheets of paper*
FUCK LA! DON'T USE STAPLE USE WHAT RIGHT? GLUE?
before we can ask that, we were told that the "standard" brochure (and best) she wanted was to be BINDED together! (using the big black rings you know)
OMG! what kind of brochure is that? ok, i ask you about brochure, you would either think of paper, or a A4 size one folded 3 times right? WHAT KIND OF FUCK BROCHURE IS BINDED LIKE SOME BUSINESS PROPOSAL USING FAT BLACK RINGS?
ONLY FUCKHEAD LIKE HER WOULD THINK IT'S THE BEST BROCHURE. MAYBE OUR BROCHURE IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH, BUT YOU CAN SEE OUR EFFORT OK.
alright, we tolerate that. BUT, she have to give us another blow by FAILING OUR REPORT! of cus, no more tolerating but go to her for an explanation! and guess what? PLAGIARISM in the report WE EDITED EVERY SENTENCE AND WORD LEH!
every work and sentence is changed, editted, and similar words REPLACED. HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU FIND SIMILARITY IN THE REPORT AND WEBSITE? ISSIT BECAUSE WE MISSED OUT A REF PAGE? NO RIGHT!
BECAUSE JEEYASAI WANT REVENGE FOR US REPORTING TO CM TIUTIU SIANLAN HOR!
so, unjust, we went to Cockman Tiutiu SiaLan again for some advice! BUT GUESS WHAT, HE SIT THERE LIKE DUA BEH GONG AND DID NOTHING BUT ACT BIG IN FRONT OF SUBORDINATES LOR! (i'm not there because i did not go school forgot due to what. i'm late issit?) so, i was told by my fellow grpmates that they asked for prove on where is the plagiarism.
BUT THEY DID NOT SHOW IT TO US ALL THE WAY TO THE END! TILL TODAY! and they were given some lame excuses of not able to show confidential report or something along that line. or was it they could not find the JeeYaSai? (stupid SHITGIRL went to HIDE LA!)
Missy leader, BlurryQoo, and SlackerAdly failed in the end, if i remembered wrongy and had to go for subbies after the main exams. DUMB SIA! somemore TRAITOR SooIta was save issit! TALK BAD ABOUT US IN THE REFLECTION REPORT HOR!
reflection report: we were forced to write (after exam) about what we feel about the plagiarism case i guess (din really catch what the shit teacher was talking, think they wanted us to say we were wrong to plagiarise)
OH! JeeYaSai came to us with a thick report and mumble smth about where we plagarise, BUT NEVER SHOW US! FLIP OPEN 5 SECONDS, CLOSE AND WALK OFF! WTF RIGHT, HOW WE KNOW WHAT THING WE PLAGIARISM WITH ONLY A 5 SECOND GLIMPSE OF THE REPORT! STAND SO FAR SOMEMORE
and of cus i did not apologize, i stated all the wrongs i think JeeYaSai did. and ofcus, being a peaceful student and 'forgiving' person, i WROTE DOWN:
"even though i cannot forgive JeeYaSai for the wrongs she did to us and accusations threw at us, I decided that I have to be forgiving and mature enough to let it go for the sake of the group and not pursue the issue any further to minimise loss to both parties."
Mature hor! (ok la, not so nicely phrase that time cause wrote halfway got very agitated)
so thinking it's ok le after writing, they called a few moments later. i IGNORED! hahahas! fuck care them exam also end le. but BlurryQoo picked phone and they told her that they cannot find me. And they want to ask about the issues TRAITOR SooIta wrote! WHAT WE TALK CHINESE DURING PROJECT? WE DISCUSS ALL IN ENGLISH OK FUCKFACE!
did nothing to her though. small matter, forgotten abt it till i talk about the reflection report.
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and that's the end to the 2nd issue. and i went home after that to write a 'venting anger' post sometime in 'bek guack li chap qik hor'. if you understand what that means? you can still trace back to the post~ except i changed name due to the issue on top la! kekekes.
so, thats the end of my ranting! thanks to anyone who read till here wor~
and reminder again to people who want to sue and missed the front:
IF YOU (YOUR LAWYER/REP) WANT TO SUE ME, MAKE SURE YOUR NAME IS REALLY 1) CatPoop Weeping Face (Mr.CP Weeping Face) 2) Shitface OF (Ms/Mrs OldFashioned) 3) Ms JeeYaSai 4) CockMan Tiutiu SiaLan (CM Tiutiu SiaLan)
